They found no room in all their calendar To place my name (that should have removed princes Pulled the most eminent prelates by the roots up for my dear coming to make way for me) let every petty martyr and saint homily, Roch, Maine, and Petronill (itch and ague-curers) your Abbess Aldegund, and Cunigund the widow Marcell, parson Polycarp, Cic'ly and Urs'ly all take place of me. And but for the bissextile, or leap year- And that's but one in three--I fall by chance Into the nine-and-twenti'th day of February. There were no room else for me See their love Their conscience too
to thrust me a lame soldier into Leap-year.
By Ignatius Loyola,
in A Game at Chess: A Later Form (Induction.18-33),
Thomas Middleton
in Bodleian Library MS Sancroft 29, p. 71
Tis a most Lordly Life to rail at ease, sit, Eat, & feed upon the fat
of one Kingdom & rail upon another with the juice on't
I have write this Book out of the strength & marrow of six-and-thirty Dishes at a Meal: but most of it out of the Cullis of Cock sparrows
By Fat Bishop Spalato,
in A Game at Chess: A Later Form (2.2.18-21),
Thomas Middleton
in Bodleian Library MS Sancroft 29, p. 72
I keep my horse, I keep my whore,
I take no rents, yet am not poor.
I travel all the land about,
And yet was born to ne’re a foot.
with partridge plump, & woodcocke fine, I do midnight often I use to dine.
And if my whore be not in case,
My hostess' daughter takes her place.
The maids sit up, & watch their turns,
If I stay long the tapster mourns.
The cook-maid has no mind to sin,
Though tempted by the Chamberlain But when I knock, O how how they bustle,
The Ostler yawns, the Geldings justle. If maid but sleep, O how they curse her!
And all this comes, deliver your purse, Sir.
By Latrocinio,
in The Widow (3.1.22-37),
Thomas Middleton
in British Library Additional MS 10309, f. 96r